Never argue with woman – This is for all husbands!
Husband and wife went shopping to get new dresses for the wife.
After seeing numerous dresses, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25.
Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 dresses among them.
Then she finally picked up one dress.
It took 5 hours to finalize one dress.
The husband settled the bill and commented :

“Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time.”

Never Argue with woman

Never Argue with woman

Ultimate comment of wife :
“Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve. You are lucky u have to just sit in AC shop…”
Moral :::  Never argue with  woman 

Some Questions & Answers (Jokes about Women)

Q: “What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor?”
A: “The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman.”

Q: “How much money does a man need to satisfy a woman’s shopping spree?”
A: “It is always just a little bit more.”

Q: “Why are blond jokes so short?”
A: “So men can remember them.”

Q: “Why every woman loves being married?”
A: “Because it’s so great to find that one special person she wants to annoy for the rest of her life.”

Q: “Why Math problems were invented by men?”
A: “Just so women would be wrong some of the time.”

Last Word in an Argument
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Things You Never Hear a Woman Say
– Don’t get up.  I’ll clean the house, you just watch the game and relax.
– No, no, you buy me too much already.

Makeup Tip for All Women
You’re not in the circus.

A Successful Man Vs a Successful Woman
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

These are Women…
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women…

Good at Algebra
One Woman to Another Woman: “I heard you were good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking y?”

Arguing With a Woman
Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you’re not gonna win, but you’re sure as hell gonna try.