“Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time.”
Some Questions & Answers (Jokes about Women)
Q: “What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor?”
A: “The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman.”
Q: “How much money does a man need to satisfy a woman’s shopping spree?”
A: “It is always just a little bit more.”
Q: “Why are blond jokes so short?”
A: “So men can remember them.”
Q: “Why every woman loves being married?”
A: “Because it’s so great to find that one special person she wants to annoy for the rest of her life.”
Q: “Why Math problems were invented by men?”
A: “Just so women would be wrong some of the time.”
Last Word in an Argument
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Things You Never Hear a Woman Say
– Don’t get up. I’ll clean the house, you just watch the game and relax.
– No, no, you buy me too much already.
Makeup Tip for All Women
You’re not in the circus.
A Successful Man Vs a Successful Woman
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
These are Women…
An angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it will take her a week to pack for vacation? Women…
Good at Algebra
One Woman to Another Woman: “I heard you were good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking y?”
Arguing With a Woman
Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you’re not gonna win, but you’re sure as hell gonna try.